Biography of Martin Luther

The life of Martin Luther is one of the most fascinating stories in the history of Christianity. It has all the stuff of a good novel: parental conflict, spiritual agony, life-changing moments, near-misses, princes, popes, emperors, castles, kidnapping, mobs, revolution, massacres, politics, courage, controversy, disguises, daring escapes, humor and romance. And not only is it a good story, it marks a major turning point in western history and in Christianity.
Youth

Luther’s story begins in Eisleben, a small town in the region of Saxony in modern Germany. As a part of the Holy Roman Empire, 15th-century Saxony was under the political control of the Holy Roman Emperor and the religious control of the Roman pope. The Roman Catholicism into which Luther was born focused on purgatory, hell, angels, demons, sin, judgment and the saints. Jesus was depicted as an unapproachable, terrifying judge, but believers knew they could call upon the Blessed Virgin and other saints to intercede on their behalf.

On November 10, 1483, Hans and Margarethe Luther welcomed their firstborn son into the world. As was customary, the boy was named after the saint on whose feast day he was born, St. Martin.

Luther’s house in Eisenach

Martin Luther was the eldest of seven children in a middle-class German peasant family. He seems to have been an unusually sensitive and religious youth. The prevalent graphic images of Christ as Righteous Judge and the agonies of hellfire terrified him.

At 21, Luther earned a Master of Arts degree from the University of Erfurt. Hans Luther was determined that his son be well-educated, and his hard work in the copper mines financed the younger Luther’s education. In May 1505, Luther entered law school in accordance with his father’s wishes. But less than a year later, his life took an unexpected turn.

That same year , while traveling back to university from his parents’ home, Luther was caught in a severe thunderstorm. Nearly hit by a bolt of lightening, he cried out in desperation to the patron saint of miners: “Help me, St. Anne, and I’ll become a monk!” Luther escaped the ordeal unharmed, and true to his word, entered a monastery within a month.
Monastic Life

Luther as a monk

Not surprisingly, the new career direction was not warmly received by the elder Luther. But the young man took the monastic life very seriously and excels at it. Still terrified of the wrath of God, he confessed sin as often as 20 times a day, punished his body by sleeping on a cold concrete floor and performed his first Mass with a trembling hand.

When he was 27, Luther was assigned to travel to the holy city of Rome to represent his monastery. The Church taught that by paying respect to relics of saints, one can earn religious merit that would shorten one’s time in Purgatory. The trip was a tremendous opportunity for the young monk, but it proved to be a profoundly disappointing experience. He was shocked by the immorality, ignorance and flippancy of the Roman priests. As he dutifully kissed each of Pilate’s stairs, he began to doubt the Church’s teachings about relics and merits. Luther returned to Saxony more troubled than ever.

Luther’s superior, Johann von Staupitz, tried to counsel the monk to stop striving and worrying and simply love God. But how could he love someone he feared so? Luther later recalled his true feelings: “Love God? I hated him!” This, of course, only added to his spiritual fear and turmoil. Finally, the exasperated Staupitz directed Luther to earn a doctorate in theology at the local University of Wittenburg, hoping the rigors of academia and helping others would force Luther to focus on things other than the state of his own soul.
A Spiritual “A-ha” Moment

Father Staupitz’ plan was far more successful than he could have imagined. Luther flourished in his new role as academic, but his thorough study of Scripture yielded an another, unexpected result – religious enlightenment. While preparing for lectures in 1513, Luther read two biblical passages that changed his life. First, he read in the Psalms the words Christ had cried out on the cross: “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” Luther realized with amazement that the Divine Judge had once known the very desolation he was feeling. This new perspective offered some comfort. Then, almost two years later while preparing for a lecture on the book of Romans, the professor read at verse 1:17, “The just will live by faith.”

Luther was struck by the power of the simple phrase. He meditated on its meaning for several days, and the full significance of the passage changed his life. No longer terrified of God or enslaved by the system of religious merits, Luther was finally able to rest in the knowledge that faith was all that was necessary to save him. The new perspective became evident in his lectures and conversations with other faculty, and before long his ideas became prominent at the University of Wittenburg.
One Indulgence Salesman

Pope Leo X with cardinals

Meanwhile, in Rome, Pope Leo X needed funds to build St. Peter’s Basilica. Fortunately for him, the Church had as a major source of income at its disposal: the sale of indulgences. So, in 1517, Leo announced the availability of new indulgences. Those who purchase them, he announced, will not only help protect the precious relics of St. Paul and St. Peter from the ravages of rain and hail, but would receive valuable religious merit. This merit, which could be distributed at the Pope’s discretion from the treasury of merit of the saints, would alleviate the penalty of sin in this life and the next.

A Dominican monk named John Tetzel was assigned to the sale of indulgences in Saxony. A talented and unscrupulous salesman, Tetzel was willing to make any claim that improved sales. He thus promised not only a reduction in punishment for sin, but complete forgiveness of all sin and a return to the state of perfection enjoyed just after baptism.

He added that if one would generously purchase indulgences to speed the release of a deceased loved one from Purgatory, no actual repentance on the part of the giver was even necessary. Marketing genius that he was, Tetzel employed a memorable jingle to make his offer clear and simple:

“As soon as the coin in the coffer rings, a soul from Purgatory springs.”

Ninety-Five Theses

Some of those who purchased indulgences from Tetzel were Luther’s parishioners. Appalled at the abuse, Luther penned 95 statements against the practice of selling indulgences. On October 31, 1517, he nailed his 95 Theses to the door of the castle church in Wittenburg, a common method of initiating scholarly discussion.

Luther posts his theses

The actual title of the famous theses is Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences. Luther wrote them in Latin with an intended audience of his university colleagues, and could not have imagined the impact they would have on Christianity and on Europe.

But his Theses were translated into German, and using to Guttenberg’s newly-invented movable-type printing press, quickly copied and disseminated all over Saxony. The Pope himself received a copy, but he was unimpressed. He is said to have inquired, “What drunken German monk wrote these?” He directed the Augustinian order to deal with the situation.

When invited to the order’s next meeting, in April 1518, Luther feared for his life, and for good reason. Heresy had cost the lives of many reformers before him. But to his surprise, Luther found that many of his fellow friars agreed with him. Others simply regarded the issue as yet another dispute between the rivals Dominicans and Augustinians.
Diet of Augsburg

In October 1518, an imperial diet (“DEE-it”) – a meeting of the Holy Roman Empire’s princes and nobles – was held in Augsburg. The Pope sent a representative to the meeting with instructions to convince the German princes to support a crusade against the Turks. A secondary task was to meet with Luther and convince him to recant. Not entirely confident he would return home alive, Luther nevertheless attended the meeting in the hopes of defending his views.

Unfortunately, the papal representative Cardinal Cajetan showed no interest in debating issues, only in persuading Luther to recant. Like Jan Hus, who was burned at the stake for heresy 100 years prior, Luther responded that he would be glad to recant if shown his errors from the Scriptures. When he learned he was to be arrested if he refused to recant, Luther escaped by night and returned to Wittenburg.

Fortunately, politics were on his side for the moment. As one of the electors of the Holy Roman Emperor, the Pope did not wish to upset Luther’s prince, Frederick the Wise. A truce was called in which both the Pope and Luther agreed to abstain from further controversy. Of course, neither would obey the truce for long.

In July of 1519, a professor from Ingolstadt named John Eck challenged one of Luther’s colleagues at Wittenburg to an academic debate. The colleague, Karlstadt, was a convert to Luther’s way of thinking, and in fact more radical in some ways than Luther himself. (Luther later wryly remarked of his friend: “He has swallowed the Holy Spirit, feathers and all.”)

Luther accompanied Karlstadt to the debate, which was held in Leipzig. As Eck had hoped, Luther wound up participating directly. He demonstrated a superior knowledge of the Scriptures, but Eck was highly skilled in the art of debate. Luther was led to state that councils can err, and that the average Christian with the authority of Scripture has more power than a council or the Pope himself. Eck considered himself victorious, for Luther had proved himself to be a heretic just like Hus. From this point forward, anti-Lutheran propaganda often portrayed the monk as “the Saxon Hus.”
Excommunication

Luther spent the next year developing his ideas, teaching, and writing. His most important treatises of this period include Address to the German Nobility, On the Babylonian Captivity of the Church, and Freedom of a Christian.

Luther burns the papal bull

On October 10, 1520, Luther received a papal bull (official proclamation from the Pope). Entitled Exsurge Domine (“Arise, O Lord”), the bull began by dramatically appealing to God to protect his church from the threat of Luther.

Arise, O Lord, and defend Thy cause!
A wild boar has invaded Thy vineyard.

Less poetic was the papal bull’s sober message that Luther would be excommunicated if he did not recant within 60 days. In Catholic doctrine, in which salvation is only available through the church, excommunication amounts to eternal damnation.

Luther, once a trembling Catholic kissing each of Pilate’s steps in Rome, publicly cast the bull into a bonfire. He was officially excommunicated by the Pope on January 3, 1521.
Diet of Worms

Emperor Charles V opened the imperial Diet of Worms (pronounced “DEE-it of Vorms”) on 22 January 1521. Luther was summoned to renounce or reaffirm his views and was given an imperial guarantee of safe-conduct to ensure his safe passage. When he appeared before the assembly on 16 April, Johann Eck, an assistant of Archbishop of Trier, acted as spokesman for the Emperor. (Bainton, p. 141) He presented Luther with a table filled with copies of his writings. Eck asked Luther if the books were his and if he still believed what these works taught. Luther requested time to think about his answer. It was granted.

Luther prayed, consulted with friends and mediators and presented himself before the Diet the next day. When the counselor put the same questions to Luther, he said: “They are all mine, but as for the second question, they are not all of one sort.” Luther went on to say that some of the works were well received by even his enemies. These he would not reject.

A second class of the books attacked the abuses, lies and desolation of the Christian world. These, Luther believed, could not safely be rejected without encouraging abuses to continue.

The third group contained attacks on individuals. He apologized for the harsh tone of these writings, but did not reject the substance of what he taught in them. If he could be shown from the Scriptures that he was in error, Luther continued, he would reject them. Otherwise, he could not do so safely without encouraging abuse.

Eck, after countering that Luther had no right to teach contrary to the Church through the ages, asked Luther to plainly answer the question: Would Luther reject his books and the errors they contain? Luther replied:

“Unless I am convicted by Scripture and plain reason — I do not accept the authority of popes and councils, for they have contradicted each other — my conscience is captive to the Word of God. I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe.”

According to tradition, Luther is then said to have spoken these famous words:

“Here I stand. I can do no other. God help me. Amen.” (Bainton, pp. 142-144)

Private conferences were held to determine Luther’s fate. Before a decision was reached, Luther left Worms. During his return to Wittenberg, he disappeared. The Emperor issued the Edict of Worms on May 25, 1521, declaring Martin Luther an outlaw and a heretic and banning his literature.
A Nighttime Kidnapping and Exile in Wartburg

Luther as Knight George

Luther’s disappearance after the Diet of Worms was planned. Frederick the Wise arranged for Luther to be seized on his way from the Diet by a company of masked horsemen, who carried him to Wartburg Castle at Eisenach, where he stayed for about a year. He grew a wide flaring beard, took on the garb of a knight, and assumed the pseudonym Jörg (or “Knight George”). During this period of forced sojourn in the world, Luther was still hard at work upon his celebrated translation of the New Testament, though he couldn’t rely on the isolation of a monastery.

With Luther’s residence in the Wartburg began the constructive period of his career as a reformer; while at the same time the struggle was inaugurated against those who, claiming to proceed from the same Evangelical basis, were deemed by him to swing to the opposite extreme and to hinder, if not prevent, all constructive measures. In his “desert” or “Patmos” (as he called it in his letters) of the Wartburg, moreover, he began his translation of the Bible, of which the New Testament was printed in September 1522. Here, too, besides other pamphlets, he prepared the first portion of his German postilla and his Von der Beichte, in which he denied compulsory confession, although he admitted the wholesomeness of voluntary private confessions.

He also wrote a polemic against Archbishop Albrecht, which forced him to desist from reopening the sale of indulgences; while in his attack on Jacobus Latomus he set forth his views on the relation of grace and the law, as well as on the nature of the grace communicated by Christ. Here he distinguished the objective grace of God to the sinner, who, believing, is justified by God because of the justice of Christ, from the saving grace dwelling within sinful man; while at the same time he emphasized the insufficiency of this “beginning of justification,” as well as the persistence of sin after baptism and the sin still inherent in every good work.

Wartburg Castle

Although his stay at Wartburg kept Luther hidden from public view, Luther often received letters from his friends and allies, asking for his views and advice. For example, Philipp Melanchthon wrote to him and asked how to answer the charge that the reformers neglected pilgrimages, fasts and other traditional forms of piety. Luther’s replied: “If you are a preacher of mercy, do not preach an imaginary but the true mercy. If the mercy is true, you must therefore bear the true, not an imaginary sin. God does not save those who are only imaginary sinners. Be a sinner, and let your sins be strong, but let your trust in Christ be stronger, and rejoice in Christ who is the victor over sin, death, and the world. We will commit sins while we are here, for this life is not a place where justice resides. We, however, says Peter (2. Peter 3:13) are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth where justice will reign.” (Letter 99.13, To Philipp Melanchthon, 1 August 1521.)

Meanwhile some of the Saxon clergy, notably Bernhardi of Feldkirchen, had renounced the vow of celibacy, while others, including Melanchthon, had assailed the validity of monastic vows. Luther in his De votis monasticis, though more cautious, concurred, on the ground that the vows were generally taken “with the intention of salvation or seeking justification.” With the approval of Luther in his De abroganda missa privata, but against the firm opposition of the prior, the Wittenberg Augustinians began changes in worship and did away with the mass. Their violence and intolerance, however, were displeasing to Luther, and early in December he spent a few days among them. Returning to the Wartburg, he wrote his Eine treue Vermahnung . . . vor Aufruhr und Empörung; but in Wittenberg Carlstadt and the ex-Augustinian Zwilling demanded the abolition of the private mass, communion in both kinds, the removal of pictures from churches, and the abrogation of the magistracy

Around Christmas, Anabaptists from Zwickau added to the anarchy. Thoroughly opposed to such radical views and fearful of their results, Luther entered Wittenberg on March 7, and the Zwickau prophets left the city. The canon of the mass, giving it its sacrificial character, was now omitted, but the cup was at first given only to those of the laity who desired it. Since confession had been abolished, communicants were now required to declare their intention, and to seek consolation, under acknowledgment of their faith and longing for grace, in Christian confession. This new form of service was set forth by Luther in his Formula missæ et communionis (1523), and in 1524 the first Wittenberg hymnal appeared with four of his own hymns. Since, however, his writings were forbidden by Duke George of Saxony, Luther declared, in his Ueber die weltliche Gewalt, wie weit man ihr Gehorsam echuldig sei, that the civil authority could enact no laws for the soul, herein denying to a Roman Catholic government what he permitted an Evangelical.
The Peasants’ War

The Peasants’ War (1524-1525) was in many ways a response to the preaching of Luther and other reformers. Revolts by the peasantry had existed on a small scale since the 14th century, but many peasants mistakenly believed that Luther’s attack on the Church and its hierarchy meant that the reformers would support an attack on the social hierarchy as well. Because of the close ties between the hereditary nobility and the princes of the Church that Luther condemned, this is not surprising. Revolts that broke out in Swabia, Franconia, and Thuringia in 1524 gained support among peasants and some disaffected nobles. Gaining momentum and a new leader in Thomas Münzer, the revolts turned into an all-out war, the experience of which played an important role in the founding of the Anabaptist movement.

Initially, Luther seemed to many to support the peasants, condemning the oppressive practices of the nobility that had incited many of the peasants. As the war continued, and especially as atrocities at the hands of the peasants increased, Luther came out forcefully against the revolt; since Luther relied on support and protection from the princes, he was afraid of alienating them. In Against the Murderous, Thieving Hordes of Peasants (1525), he encouraged the nobility to visit swift and bloody punishment upon the peasants. Many of the revolutionaries considered Luther’s words a betrayal. Others withdrew once they realized that there was neither support from the Church nor from its main opponent. The war in Germany ended in 1525, when rebel forces were put down by the armies of the Swabian League.

Luther resented Germany’s domination by a group of clergymen based in Rome, and these nationalist feelings may have motivated the Reformation to some extent. During the Peasants’ War, Luther continued to stress obedience to secular authority; many may have interpreted this doctrine as endorsement of absolute rulers, leading to acceptance of monarchs and dictators in German history.
Luther’s Death and Legacy

Luther’s deathbed

Luther died in Eisleben, the same town in which he was born, on 18 February, 1546.

Monument to Luther in Eisleben

Martin Luther’s bold rebellion, more than the other religious dissenters that preceded him, led to the Protestant Reformation. Thanks to the printing press, his pamphlets were well-read throughout Germany, and soon other thinkers developed other Protestant sects. Since Protestant countries were no longer bound to the powerful Roman Catholic Church, an expanded freedom of thought developed which probably contributed to Protestant Europe’s rapid intellectual advancement in the 17th and 18th centuries.

On the darker side, Roman Catholics waged bitter and ferocious wars of religion against Protestants. A century after Luther’s protests, a revolt in Bohemia ignited the Thirty Years’ War, which ravaged much of Germany. And Luther’s violent writings against the Jews may well have strengthened medieval and modern anti-Semitism in Europe.

Both for better and for worse, the legacy of Martin Luther’s massive personality is still felt across the western world.
Related Articles

* Timeline of Martin Luther
* Lutheranism
* Biography of John Calvin

External Links on Luther’s Life

* Martin Luther – Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy
Full-length article on Luther’s life and philosophical thought, with bibliography and links, by David Whitford of Claflin University.
* Bugenhagen’s sermon at Luther’s funeral
Courtesy of Emory University.
* Philip Melancthon’s account of Luther’s life, Part 1 and Part 2
Courtesy of Project Wittenberg.
* A Mighty Fortress Is Our God: Martin Luther
A German website dedicated to Luther.
* The City of Eisleben
A virtual tour of Luther’s hometown.

Books on Luther’s Life

* Here I Stand: A Life of Martin Luther
Roland H. Bainton (Abingdon-Cokesbury P, 1950). The classic biography.
* Young Man Luther: A Study in Psychoanalysis and History
Erik H. Erikson (1958, reprinted 1993). A psychological biography.
* Luther: An Experiment in Biography
H.G. Haile (Doubleday, 1980). Concentrates on the last 10 years of Luther’s life.
* Luther the Reformer: The Story of the Man and His Career
James M. Kittleson (1986). An introduction suitable for readers new to the Reformation. “This single-volume biography has become a standard resource for those who wish to delve into the depths of the Reformer without drowning in a sea of scholarly concerns.”
* Martin Luther: The Man and His Work
Walther Von Loewenich (1986; German 1982).
* Luther: Man Between God and the Devil
Heiko Oberman (Image Books, 1992; German orig. ed., 1989). “Oberman believes that we can best understand Martin Luther as a man of the Middle Ages who believed that he was literally involved in a mortal struggle with the devil incarnate and that the pope was the Antichrist of the Last Days. The original German edition of this brilliant, sympathetic psychobiography of the father of the Reformation won the Historischer Sachbuchpreis, a special prize given the outstanding historical work of the decade 1975-85.”
* The Legacy of Luther
Ernst Walter Zeeden (1954; German 1950).

Luther’s Life on Film

1. 1953: Martin Luther, theatrical film, with Niall MacGinnis as Luther; directed by Irving Pichel. Academy Award nominations for black & white cinematography and art/set direction. Rereleased in 2002 on DVD in 4 langauges.
2. 1973: Luther, theatrical film (MPAA rating: PG), with Stacy Keach as Luther.
3. 1992: Where Luther Walked, documentary directed by Ray Christensen.
4. 2001: Opening the Door to Luther, travelogue hosted by Rick Steves. Sponsored by the ELCA.
5. 2002: Martin Luther, a historical film from the Lion TV/PBS Empires series, with Timothy West as Luther, narrated by Liam Neeson and directed by Cassian Harrison.
6. 2003: Luther, theatrical release (MPAA rating: PG-13), with Joseph Fiennes as Luther and directed by Eric Till. Partially funded by American and German Lutheran groups

How Do Key Signatures Work?

In the last couple days I’ve received two requests to explain key signatures. Both people had different applications for their question, so the answer to each was different. Here I’ll explain key signatures and the most common uses for that information.

I’m going to start with a quick cheat sheet on how to figure out key signatures. Then further below you can read the technical reasons behind what we’re doing here (if you can stay awake through it).

Memorize
NO key signature is key of C major. One flat (Bb) is the key of F major.

Key Signatures – SHARPS
Order of Sharps is: F-C-G-D-A-E-B
Remember this by “Fat Cats Go Down And Eat Breakfast”
To Figure Major Key: Go up 1/2 step from the last sharp and that is your key.
Example: Key signature shows 3 sharps, they will HAVE to be F-C-G. That last sharp is G#, go up 1/2 step from G# and you have A. So three sharps is the key of A Major. This means if you play from A to A with the sharps of F, C and G – you will have a major scale. (Note: songs can also be in minor keys and other modes, explanations on that below).

Key Signatures – FLATS
Order of Flats is: B-E-A-D-G-C-F
Remember this by “BEAD – Greatest Common Factor”
To Figure Major Key: Next to the last flat is the name of key.
Example: Key signature shows 3 flast, they will HAVE to be Bb-Eb-Ab. The NEXT TO THE LAST flat is Eb (or count three flats B-E-A, then count back one to Eb) – Your key is Eb Major.
Note: Because one flat is Bb and there is no where to count back, you should memorize that one flat – Bb – is the key of F major. (Ok, let’s get technical, when you count down from the last flat, you are actually coming down a perfect fourth – and a perfect fourth down from Bb is F – so that’s really what’s happening).

You Don’t Know It Until You Need to Know It
I’ve had piano students sit in a fog when they first learn key signatures. They are in a fog until we use the information as a real application. A good way to force you to know key signatures is to transpose. Take a song and transpose it up a whole step. In order to do this, you’ll need to know what key you are in and what key you are going to. I make students do the whole process in their head so they know EXACTLY what they are going to do before they start playing. Doing it by ear does you no good for understanding the theory behind it.

What is a Major Scale?
If you play from C to C on a piano, that is a C Major Scale. What makes it a C Major Scale is the combination of whole steps and half steps. You’ll notice a half step between E-F and B-C – the other notes have a single black note between them which is 2 half steps – and 2 half steps is called a “whole step”.

A “tetrachord” is the four step series of: whole – whole – half (on a piano this could be C-D-E-F – the first C-D being the first whole step). A major scale is comprised of two “tetrachords” back to back – the second tetrachord starting a whole step from the first one. In a C Major Scale the two tetrachords are C-D-E-F and G-A-B-C.

What Is a Key Signature?
A key signature is the listing of sharps and flats at the beginning of a music piece. These sharps and flats are to be played through the entire piece or until the key signature changes. If there are no sharps or flats at the beginning of the song, then you are usually in the key of C Major (or A minor, more on that later) – or the composer chose to write in his accidentals manually and doesn’t like using key signatures (this is more common in contemporary music, and the bane of most studied pianists).

Why Do We Need Key Signatures?
All that information is fine for the key of C – but if you want to play a major scale that starts on a different note you’ll need to start using sharps and flats (usually black notes on a piano) to create that same series of whole and half steps. For example: Play from F-F on all white keys. Notice how it sounds just a little odd, not quite like a major scale? That’s because the fourth step needs to be a half step, which would be Bb. So it is that in the key of F major, the key signature is Bb.

Why Do We Need to Play in Different Keys?
This is actually a common question, why can’t we just play everything in C Major? Aside from that idea being boorish – first think of male and female singers. They have very different ranges – so a melody that works well for a soprano might need to change to be sung by a male bass. Or instruments, an oboe concerto may need a different key than melodies played by trombone, etc. Artistically, many people claim that certain keys have certain “moods” – and many composers also believe this. For me, I think there are certain keys in different eras that are used more than others, and knowing that can help dictate your key if presented with multiple options.

What Is a Minor Key?
The minor scale is the scale that starts on the 6th step of the major. These keys are called “relative keys” because they share the same key signature. If you are in C Major – then the relative minor key is A minor (A is the sixth step of the key of C). Playing A to A on a piano using just white notes will give you an A Natural Minor Scale. For an A Harmonic Minor Scale, just raise the 7th step (G#). For an A Melodic Minor Scale raise the 6th and 7th steps going up (F#, G#) and leave them nature when coming down (F, G).

If you are confused about minor scales and what I just said, don’t worry about it. The only thing to understand is that a key signature does not always mean the major key, it can also designate the relative minor. MOST music (99%) is either in the Major or the Minor (Aeolian – minor key 6th step) key. Once you’ve made the mistake several times of thinking it was the major, you’ll remember it.

QUICK KEY SIGNATURE CHEAT TIP: Most songs begin and end on the root chord of the key. If your song starts on an A chord, there’s a good chance the song is in A Major. (Second most popular intros are on the 4 or 5 chord). So a quick scan of the first and last chord of the song may help you in determining if you are in a major or a minor key.

How Long Does It Take a Seasoned Musician to Identify a Key Signature?
Assuming they are used to reading scores – under three seconds. That’s including 1.5 seconds for a page turn.

CIRCLE OF FIFTHS
Circle of fifths is a fun thing that will really blow open your sight reading and improvisation once you understand it. My concert master actually has the circle of fifths tatooed on his arm! That’s how much fun it is. But until you get it, it’s a confusing messy thing. There are many approaches to this, but I’ll just give you what I think is most important:

Circle of Fifths could also be called Circle of Fourths, because a Perfect 5th up is the same as a Perfect 4th down, and vice-versa. If you follow the key signatures as you add sharps or flats, you’ll notice a sequence that the keys are moving by perfect fifths – C – G – D – A – E – B – F# (Gb) – C# (Db) – G# (Ab) – D# (Eb) – Bb – F – C. Do you see it now?

But that’s not the fun part, the fun part is seeing how this movement can work with chords as well, let’s start at B and work backwards to C. Play chords F#m – B – E7 – Am – D7 – G9 – C. Now you have a nice little jazz progression. Start noticing how many times little circle of fifth patterns are used in music. 5 to 1 is the strongest movement in music, and the 5 of 5 is the major two, the 5 of 2 is the major 6 and so on.

Want to REALLY see the circle of fifths in action? Start sightreading through jazz standards from the 30’s and 40’s – you’ll see circle of fifths patterns all over the place. A good way to work on 9th chords to. Did jazz invent the circle of fifths. No. My FAVORITE example of circle of fifths patterns is a long descending bass section in JS Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto #3. I rip that off all the time when I’m doing classical improvisations. Classical and Baroque music uses it quite often as an “escape” to move to a new section or to return to a statement of the main theme.

If you use all this information as you study, eventually it will become second nature. If you don’t have to use it, it will forever remain a fog. If you are a lifetime player or pro musician (more specifically if you are a music arrange or music producer), then I really think you MUST digest and internalize all of this. If you are a weekend warrior or play by ear, don’t worry about it. Just memorize the key signatures.

I certainly am glad I don’t have to go through the pain of learning all this again. 🙂

Richard Dawkins interviews the Bishop of Oxford

Bishop Harries and Richard Dawkins have collaborated on several occasions to promote the proper teaching of science in UK classrooms. This is the full unedited interview, which was originally filmed by IWC for the Channel Four documentary ‘Root or All Evil?’

How the SEINFELD Theme was written

We all know the sound. It’s that quirky slapped bass that opens while Jerry Seinfeld does his comedic monologue, and then hilarity ensues. The little ditty was written by Jonathan Wolf. When hired for the job he listened to Jerry’s stand-up and found a sort of melody and rhythm to his delivery. Knowing that he couldn’t actually write a melodic theme over the monologue, he sort of timed it instead. The tempo, about 110, became the basis for a simple slapped bass line. With Jerry in studio, he recorded the line while Jerry did his thing. And that has become the popular and recognizable Seinfeld theme.

From the bass guitar forum at BassDogs.com

Admiral Ackbar in Text Format

I received this today with the moniker “In Honor of Admin”. It makes me very happy.

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Cheepburger Comedy by Dave James

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Cheepburger is finally hitting the stage!!!!! Written and directed by Dave James, produced by Carrie James. My home boy don’t put out nothing but the best, so go see it.

This is the WORLD PREMIERE of a new original comedy.

CHEEPBURGER SHOW TIMES 2007:
Stanwood High School Performing Arts Center
April 27th at 7:00 pm
April 28th at 2:00 and 7:00 pm
$5 admission.

Carrie writes (you are too funny):

So… Dave wrote a play. It’s awesome. It’s based on Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing. It takes place in a fast food restaurant called Cheepburger. Hence, it is called Cheepburger. It is a load of fun. You should come. Or else you will regret it. Forever.

ABOUT CHEEPBURGER

Lone Rooster Productions is made up of students from both Port Susan Middle School and Stanwood Middle School. After having great success in past years with well-known shows such as Bye Bye Birdie, Anne of Green Gables, Into The Woods, Guys and Dolls, and Annie, the kids of Lone Rooster are proud to be producing their first brand-new original comedy.

Cheepburger takes place in a chicken-based fast food restaurant, and is based on Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing. It was written by local teacher and Lone Rooster director Dave James, although the actors, actresses, and tech crew have contributed greatly to the flow and humor of the script during the rehearsal process. The play follows the stories of two young couples. One of the couples has just met, and they seem perfect for each other. But an acquaintance of theirs who doesn’t like to see others end up happy conspires with her trouble-making friends to break them up. The other couple consists of a boy and girl who have dedicated their lives to insulting and ridiculing each other, to the point where their friends conclude that only two people completely in love could possibly spend so much time trying to offend each other. Having realized this, their friends concoct a plot to make them fall in love once and for all.

Many of the characters in the play are employees of the Cheepburger fast food restaurant, but there are also many customers who visit Cheepburger, including a well-to-do lady who thinks she’s in a five-star restaurant, a man who desperately wants roast beef when all they have is chicken, and an entire soccer team who’s trip to Cheepburger ends in an all-out food fight.

In all, about 40 students will make Cheepburger run smoothly both on stage and behind the scenes. Cheepburger will run April 27th at 7:00 pm, and April 28th at 2:00 and 7:00 pm. All shows will be at the Stanwood High School Performing Arts Center. Tickets are only five dollars, and are available at Snow Goose Books in Stanwood or at the door.

Martin Luther on Farts

“But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away”. This is a quote from Martin Luther in the early 16th century. Superstitions abounded during this time, including the widespread belief that the devil caused gastro-intestinal disorders. It’s a very funny quote – if you don’t think it’s funny then I would question whether you are still above ground.

I am a proud Martin Luther geek, and a friend bought me “The Wit of Martin Luther” by Eric Gritsch. It is full of the most unabashed writings of Martin Luther. He had a sharp tongue with a sharp sense of humour that might be compared to a mix between Mark Twain and Benjamin Franklin.

But in all fairness, here is the complete excerpt that the quote comes from:

“I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, “Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?” …I remind myself of the forgiveness of sin and of Christ and I remind Satan of the abomination of the pope. This abomination is so great that I am of good cheer and rejoice, and I confess that the abomination of the papacy after the time of Christ is a great consolation in me.”

– Martin Luther

Seussical Bass Guitar

Question received:

I am doing a production of Seussical the Musical this summer and had a few questions… does the
score call for upright AND electric bass, or just electric? Also, would you
happen to know if the bass part is “written out” (notes on the staff) or
just chord changes? Any info would be helpful. Thanks so much.
Laura

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Hi Laura,

The Seussical score is written out for bass. You could do it with upright bass, but would recommend electric bass. There’s so many rock grooves in this musical that I think you’ll want that punch. Also nice to have a consistent sound for your audio technician to work with (mixing the kick and bass guitar to complement each other).

For me the best description for doing the music in Seussical is “whirlwind” – The music has very few breaks and switches up feels a lot. It was one of my favorite musicals to work on. I think you’ll have a blast!

Let me know if you have any other questions – it makes me feel smart when I can actually answer them.

Conrad