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   Laura
   March 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 pm

   Dear Sir,

   I recently received a letter from my cousin, Becka, who tells me she is
   lookin’ forward to starting a new life (being paroled next Monday).

   I was thinkin’, perhaps we could play match-maker, and give her a nice
   comin’ home present. I KNOW she’d like this fella! I can’t hardly get
   over how much he reminds me of her fourth husband - why, he was
   makin’ them VERY SAME faces, right before he died.

   Think this one’s got a telephone?

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