CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do you hear what I hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

AMNESIA - I Don’t Know If I’ll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC, BI-POLAR - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Trucks and Trees…

DEPRESSION - I’ll Have A Blue Christmas With Or Without You

PARANOID - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER - Thoughts Of Roasting On An
Open Fire

PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m
Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

AGORAPHOBIA - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave
My House

SENILE DEMENTIA - Walking In A Winter Wonderland Miles From My
House In My Slippers and Robe

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Sit Here And Hyperventilate